Selected Micro-Quotes 0515: Primary Schools Have No Promotion KPIs

@TarazedII: When sending a document to a big shot, I used to say, "Please take some time to review it." Now I can say, "You can toss it to AI to take a look when you have time." I instantly understood how honorifics like "Your Majesty" or "Your Highness" came to be: it's not about bothering you to read it, it's about asking your subordinates to read it. ​​​

@马冇冇 If you are really, really tired, first treat yourself like a plant: drink water, sleep, get some sun, eat, and it's okay if you can't get up. Then treat yourself like an animal: take a walk, stroll around, enjoy the scenery. Finally, go back to being a human. You don't have to be like everyone else, you don't have to be successful, you don't have to get married, and you don't have to live up to others' expectations. Don't harm others, be kind to yourself, and don't let others harm you. ​​​

@月相分析:
The barbell strategy taught by the teacher: Tech + Value.
You: Tech → Hang Seng Tech, Value → Baijiu.

@阿顾不吃羊肉
A friend's daughter loves rock climbing, sports, and cosplay. She is 14 this year. Her dream is to get into Beijing Sport University and become a primary school PE teacher after graduation. Why? She figured it out when she was ten years old.
1. PE teachers have secure government positions (bianzhi).
2. PE teachers don't work overtime.
3. PE teachers don't have to supervise morning reading or stay on duty.
4. PE teachers aren't homeroom teachers, and they still get winter and summer vacations.
5. PE teachers can exercise while working.
6. PE teachers don't have to teach on rainy days (unless there are spacious indoor classrooms).
7. PE teachers' classes are often taken over by other teachers.
8. Primary schools have no promotion KPIs.

@风中的厂长:The most important ability a person can have is sales ability. In major life events like the workplace, romance, and entrepreneurship, sales skills play a crucial role. Unfortunately, it's not taught in schools, and most people have to figure it out on their own.

@楚团长聊聊天:The book "The Grand Chessboard" has many absurd premises, but it gets one thing right: to maintain an empire, two things are most important: unrivaled military power and cultural supremacy that attracts all nations. Losing respect is a major taboo for an empire. ​​​

When your bank balance can't support your interests,
All your hobbies should be sleeping——wanchiger ​​​

@汪有:The current trend is mocking romance and marriage, claiming that making money is the top priority, but this might be another form of alienation.
Because ordinary people can't make much money, but they can truly find love.
In the face of love, ordinary people and the wealthy are still relatively equal.
If everyone focuses solely on making money, ordinary people will never beat the rich in this lifetime. ​​​